<Pals> are coming to Quarm TLP!

Well it’s been a while since we’ve done a whole lot of anything, but our our buddy boy Secrets (who was one of the main devs of p99 when it first launched) is dropping an emu TLP server of his own! We are very excited about this and will be supporting him with our presence.

Here’s some info about the server –
Getting Started:
Install the TAKP client (Download entire client found here): http://wiki.takp.info/index.php/Getting_Started

Unzip and replace files in the same folder. You can get the file from here
Or you can download it from the official Quarm TLP Discord here

Timeline for Classic:

1.0 (Launch)

  • Paineel is in on launch. The Hole and The Warrens are closed.
  • Runnyeye does not drop Alloy items, and the sporali have not moved in.
  • Legacy Items are enabled:
  • Manastone
  • Rubicite Armor
  • Guise of the Deceiver
  • Journeyman’s Boots (Drelzna)
  • EXP / ZEM – Pre Velious, Classic EQ ZEMs
  • A single pet dealing 50% or more will reduce solo experience at 50% or equal to one group member weight of the pet’s level if grouped.
  • Wizards keep later xpac innate crit chance.

Classic 1.3: (3 months)

  • The Temple of Solusek Ro opens.
  • The Classic Planes (Hate, Fear, Sky) open. – Cazic-Thule is a hybrid of Kunark and Velious CT. Innoruuk is a hybrid of pre and post revamp Innoruuk. (Immunities to slow, snare, fear, root, paci, etc, but not resist immune)
  • Legacy Items are disabled from Classic 1.0

Classic 1.6: (6 months)

  • The Hole opens.
  • Bloody Kithicor / Firiona Vie / Lanys T’vyl GM event
  • Lustrous Russet Armor stops dropping.

Classic 1.9 (9 months):

  • None (This is our pre-Kunark milestone)
  • Special GM event involving Firiona Vie

Timeline for Kunark:

Kunark 2.0:

  • Kunark accessible.
  • Iksar creation enabled.
  • Nurga and Droga pre revamp
  • Chardok pre revamp.
  • Level Cap 60, 0 AA
  • Legacy Items enabled.
  • Epic Items enabled.

2.3 (12 months):

  • Firepot binding removed.
  • Cazic Thule / Innoruuk given minor damage boost over classic.

Kunark 2.6 (15 months):

  • Legacy Items disabled.

Kunark 2.9 (18 months):

  • Pre velious patch.
    -Gnomes appear, wanting help crafting a new feat of gnomish engineering that will allow their expedition to reach an island they saw in the distance…

Timeline for Velious

Velious 3.0

  • Velious opens.
  • Level cap remains 60.
  • Runnyeye revamps.
  • Warrens and Stonebrunt quests NPCs enable.
  • Legacy Items enable.
  • Seaworthy planking is enabled as a rare spawn.
  • EXP/ ZEM rules change to Velious group bonus / Velious newbie ZEM boost.
  • Sleeper’s Tomb is unavailable at launch.

Velious 3.3

  • The Planes of Hate and Fear revamp.
  • The Sleeper’s tomb opens.
    -Seaworthy Planking is disabled.
    Velious 3.6:
  • The Warrens and Stonebrunt opens.
  • Legacy Items are disabled.

Velious 3.9:

  • Chardok revamps.
  • Pre-Luclin milestone.
  • Al’Kabor Spire GM event

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Pals are Expanding!

We are coming for Diablo 4! Join our Discord – Stay tuned for more updates!

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Emily Peachey loves video games!

Emily Peachey was kind enough to grace us with a video – we found out she loves video games too! Future Pal?
Stay tuned!

Also, check out her work:


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One..of..US! (we are not a cult)

Join… us…. We need Wizards!

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El Capitan leads his Pals to Victory!

Pals went into Kael on January 3rd with a super mega raid force of 642 troopers and medics in what was supposed to be a swift whoopin’ of Derkadurr the Vindicaturr. The engagement was smooth but about 80% through the fight, shit went sideways and Pals was losing the battle. Seeing his Pals in trouble, Captain Honza “El Capitan” Bvellos dug in and told his guild to GET ON HIS BACK as he pounded away at Derkadurr and helped his Pals overcome adversity and secure the W.

Today we salute YOU, mister “Can’t see where you’re going but run everywhere” bruther

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Pals Cleric Epic Fan-Vid


Grats again Hinee on your epic!

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Growth Spurts & Late night Tacos

Tuesday night was a long and eventful evening. We went into Growth to find out what goodies we can find there, and we were disappointed by only finding Shadowknight loots that rotted. We also found Googlock’s brother and father, but not much else came of that adventure.

There’s a reason why Taco Bell is open late — to satisfy the taste buds of people who shouldn’t be awake. With that being said, nobody got any tacos, but we were able to muster a force for Zordak Ragefire and we got Hinee his epic! Hinee has spent 40 hours camping this guy over the past week and he finally got ’em! Now Pals can die all they want. Time to get a new pair of sneakers for all that running you’re gonna have to do.

From the Pals who’ve stuck it out, to the Pals who are yet to come, tonight was a huge step in progression! We will see you soon with new updates!

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“A guy who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles”

What does that even mean? Well firstly, it’s a joke from a movie, and it could really mean anything.. but if you’ve seen the movie, it can be deduced that a funzanoon is someone who loathes fun so much, they have to try and ruin it for everyone.

Is that cogent? Does it make sense? No, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s a made up word from a fictional movie. If you struggle to understand that, we’re probably not the community for you to be a part of. Otherwise, enjoy this next clip from the classic movie Stripes:


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We went down with caution, and killed Prince… but we did something or other and ended up CRing at King.. BUT IT WAS FUN! THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!

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Baby it’s Cold Outside

Well it’s been a month since our last update, so let’s get cooking!

If you’re anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere, the temperature is changing. If you’re in the northern part of the US, that means it’s chili time, so I thought I’d share with you a simple recipe to make a delicious pot:

I’ll admit, I improvised this one when I saw some chorizo at the supermarket and opted to go with a sausage chili opposed to beef or chicken. I mixed a pound of mild sausage with a pound of chorizo. Now, with cooking chili, you don’t need to use exact measurements… you can put 2 pounds of each in it if you want, it just depends on your preference.

Step 1: Cook the Sausages. I added some thai chili peppers and some serrano peppers to pull some of the heat out and put it in with the sausages. After the sausages were cooked, I poured them into a strainer and chopped them up further. I got all the fat and grease out of the pan before continuing further.

Step 2: Sautee the onions with olive oil, add garlic, salt lightly

Step 3: Add meat back to pot

Step 4: Add diced tomatoes, tomato sauce

Step 5: Add black, kidney, garbanzo beans

Step 6: Add chili powder and cayenne pepper powder

Step 7: Win

There you have it: A simple chili recipe.

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