Today we went to KAEL with some buds and had a good time. We think we found the notorious AI-image-enhancing-dude-from-Facebook, and he’s in our guild! TRIGGER WARNING: Do not look below if you are an old graphics PURIST! We like it.
What started as a simple joke, turned into a very serious issues after this person took it as a personal affront and made it their MISSION IN LIFE to destroy me!
Person had requested to be pked, in order to preserve a shadowed rapier on a corpse. I jokingly healed them, and then they thought it would be the best decision to tell me to go fuck myself, and report me (for what?). Oh well, INCOMING ANOTHER HEAL!! Now, I don’t have time to stick around and mess with this easily-triggered person, so I go on my way.
10 minutes later, I get told I’m NEVER GOING TO RAID HIGH END CONTENT…. with Kingdom. So, this is my well-worded reply:
We’re BACK! Choose your poison: Raiding high-end content with Kingdom, or hanging out with chill folks who can take a joke and have a good time. I choose the latter every day.
Emily Peachey was kind enough to grace us with a video – we found out she loves video games too! Future Pal?
Stay tuned!
Also, check out her work:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2582846/
Join… us…. We need Wizards!
Pals went into Kael on January 3rd with a super mega raid force of 642 troopers and medics in what was supposed to be a swift whoopin’ of Derkadurr the Vindicaturr. The engagement was smooth but about 80% through the fight, shit went sideways and Pals was losing the battle. Seeing his Pals in trouble, Captain Honza “El Capitan” Bvellos dug in and told his guild to GET ON HIS BACK as he pounded away at Derkadurr and helped his Pals overcome adversity and secure the W.
Today we salute YOU, mister “Can’t see where you’re going but run everywhere” bruther
Tuesday night was a long and eventful evening. We went into Growth to find out what goodies we can find there, and we were disappointed by only finding Shadowknight loots that rotted. We also found Googlock’s brother and father, but not much else came of that adventure.
There’s a reason why Taco Bell is open late — to satisfy the taste buds of people who shouldn’t be awake. With that being said, nobody got any tacos, but we were able to muster a force for Zordak Ragefire and we got Hinee his epic! Hinee has spent 40 hours camping this guy over the past week and he finally got ’em! Now Pals can die all they want. Time to get a new pair of sneakers for all that running you’re gonna have to do.
From the Pals who’ve stuck it out, to the Pals who are yet to come, tonight was a huge step in progression! We will see you soon with new updates!
“A guy who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles”
What does that even mean? Well firstly, it’s a joke from a movie, and it could really mean anything.. but if you’ve seen the movie, it can be deduced that a funzanoon is someone who loathes fun so much, they have to try and ruin it for everyone.
Is that cogent? Does it make sense? No, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s a made up word from a fictional movie. If you struggle to understand that, we’re probably not the community for you to be a part of. Otherwise, enjoy this next clip from the classic movie Stripes:
We went down with caution, and killed Prince… but we did something or other and ended up CRing at King.. BUT IT WAS FUN! THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!
